Ian: I want a drink. Do you want a drink?
Cori: The only things I have in the fridge are beer and Coke.
Ian: There's Fanta.
Cori: That's true.
Ian: There's also milk that I think should--
Cori: July 15th!
Ian: Yeah, that's just six days!
Cori: That is a week past it's expiration.
Ian: There's iced tea and lemon juice.
Cori: Maybe in another month.
Ian: We have hot tea.
Cori: With caffeine, which is what I was going to say about the Coke.
Ian: There's coffee... You could make carrot juice out of those baby carrots.
Cori: I'm allergic to that.
Ian: Well they're pretty desiccated, too. You could use the broccoli instead.
Cori: Broccoli juice? Hmmm.
Ian: You could make popcorn juice. Blend some popped popcorn with some water and you'd get starchy water with corn husks floating in it!
Cori: That doesn't sound disgusting enough.
Ian: Yeah, what would you add to it?
Cori: Seasoning salt?
Ian: Bovril!
Cori: I don't know if that would be bad.
Ian: No, concentrated Bovril!
Cori: That'd be gross on it's own. What about just soya sauce and the seasoning salt?
Ian: And a stick of butter.
Cori: Ugh.
Ian: That's actually a great idea. I could make a lot of money off of it.
Cori: Good luck on Dragon's Den.
Ian: You know those self serve condiment dispensers? You could just fill them with butter and Bovril and offer people a sample. "Would you like some Hot Beef Topping?".
Cori: Sounds like you're offering your penis for their popcorn.

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