Ian: Come get your eggs. They are almost eggs.
Cori: There are no forks. *Gets plate, gets eggs, checks dishwasher*
Ian: There are mini forks.
Cori: Why would an adult want a mini fork?
Ian: They are fast and agile, like the Mini Cooper. They are the Mini Cooper of the fork world.
Ian: They are the Winnie Cooper of the fork world and Fred Savage wants to sex them.
Ian: They are the Mister Hooper of the fork world and the show goes on even when they are dead. Hey, want to see something disgusting? This is what happens when Ranch dries out but doesn't leak out.
I'm really only posting this because when I said MPR, this is what I was talking about and John Moe is the one that isn't Patton Oswalt. Maybe you'll like it because The Last Star Fighter gets mentioned and Ryan Reynolds isn't the Green Lantern.
It better be ok because this song is awesome!
Unless the textbook comes with powerpoint slides.