I like the knobbly feet and that they kept the handle.
Echo Nest has always appeared as a thing of deep magics to me. things like this tempt me to do crazy things with their API but then I am prevented by my lack of ANY knowledge of how music even works. Like, what would I do with the ability to time-stretch music? Probably make things sound like the Chipmunks and then forget about it. That's all I ever do with songs. By the way, Garth Brooks' The Thunder Rolls is hilarious at double speed.
A whole list of hidden wonders in Wolfram Alpha. IMO, these are much better than searching "ascii art" in Google.
EDIT: Also it looks like "does he look like a bitch?" from Pulp Fiction isn't listed in this listy list. But it is in Wolfram Alpha!
But only if cars really did this.
Actually I've changed my mind. I remember a time when some mice died in our ventilation and it stank badly for a month. I can only imagine the acrid horror of bacon sitting in a car for months. The email thing would be nice though.
Except for the Swedish Chef cereal. That looks like it would be full of things I can't pronounce.
Maybe if you are nice I will show more of them to you. I cannot show you all of them or I will not be able to post things before you see them. I must have my secrets. Precious secrets.