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Ian: Come get your eggs. They are almost eggs.

Cori: There are no forks. *Gets plate, gets eggs, checks dishwasher*

Ian: There are mini forks.

Cori: Why would an adult want a mini fork?

Ian: They are fast and agile, like the Mini Cooper. They are the Mini Cooper of the fork world.

Ian: They are the Winnie Cooper of the fork world and Fred Savage wants to sex them.

Ian: They are the Mister Hooper of the fork world and the show goes on even when they are dead. Hey, want to see something disgusting? This is what happens when Ranch dries out but doesn't leak out.

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Edmonton, Canada