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Cori: I made a face!
Ian: That's hideous. You should have aborted it. Now it has to go through life -through dinner looking that way.

-Later-

Ian: You know what the worst part of this meal is?
*Cori points at self*
Ian: No.
*Cori points at spaghetti*
Ian: Yes!
*Cori points at kale*
Ian: No!
*Cori points at spaghetti*
Ian: No!
*Cori points at Ian's plate*
Ian: No! I mean yes! I mean the spaghetti. It's the heaviest part of this meal.
Cori: I guess.
Ian: I don't like eating it but I should because it'll firm up my stool.
...
Ian: Welcome to forty years from now.
Ian doing an old man voice: The doctor says I gotta eat it to firm up my stool! You better hope nothing happens to me and my voice stays this way. Like during an improv thing. Especially Blarney Stone.

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Edmonton, Canada