He can totally fly by spinning and shooting fire out of every orifice.
So sweet.
There rest can be found at http://jameshance.com/cartoons.html where they are prints that are available for the buying.
I think I know how to do it though. So it would be more like a challenge than some horrible punishment inflicted on me by a machine that can't tell the difference between something that is possible and something that causes internal bleeding or brain swelling. Or both.
I want this to be reality.
I'm not sure about the rest of it. I like that fedora the ghost has. Maybe I'm the ghost and Ian is the manly man who listens to audiobooks because he has muscles.