Y'know when you're watching something and there's a conversation between two nerdy characters and it sounds like they might be the kind of nerds that have taken too much LDS in the seventies. I mean they don't sound right. I mean they think they're being nerdy but you can tell that they're actually an innacurate stereotype. Right now I'm talking about that one commercial on 1 vs 100 Live where the two guys are having some sort of popular media quote fight in an effort to appeal to the nerdy audience. I'm only assuming they're supposed to by nerdy because of the Star Wars referrence. The sequence of quotes doesn't make any sense in the context of a fight about movie and music knowledge and they sound like a couple of assholes. You might see that commercial about twice per commercial break because there's only five different commercials. Mostly it just pisses me off and I want to not be watching it whenever it comes on.

Long story short, here's some stuff that my friends said before playing Exalted or Werewolf last week(they play both on alternating days). The whole conversation was about 20 minutes long and jumped around a lot. Mostly they were just eating and telling me what happened in the previous sessions.

Ian:"Back in my day, we didn't have the Internet. We had onions. We' carve our funny images on onions and roll them down the street."

Ian:"Do a flip."
Charlie:"There I did it. It was too fast for you to see."
Ian:"Don't worry. I'm a time wizard."

Charlie:"Your mom."
Ian:"It's not like your mother is some sort of magical dream witch that can travel to him in his dreams."
Tony:"My mother is so passive aggressive that you can feel it while you sleep."

Trevor:"I could beat Metal Gear Solid in the time it's taking you to eat."
Charlie:"Yeah, if you skipped the cutscenes."
...more talking about other games...
Charlie:"I just know that I can beat it in one hour and fifteen minutes."

Tony:"Not to mention that I'm in jail because a werewolf shot me with his cancer arrow and it triggered my transformation and they put me in jail."
Trevor:"That's just because the DM did what he's supposed to do."
Ian:"Screw over the players?"
Everyone:"Yes."

Tony:"If the DM asks you if you search for traps, then that's what you do for the next 10 sessions."

Trevor:"I would never trap my own lockpicking tools."

Charlie:"I could punch them so hard that they vomit out their own heart."

Ian:"The Vikings are like Highlander without the Quickening."